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ilovetumblrz:

dr-yourguardianangel:

au8:

10 Starbucks Secret Menu Items
12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst
14 Simple Things That Make Your House So Much More Awesome
Top 10 Beauty Life Hacks
The Best Foods You Can Make In Your Microwave
10 Amazing Nutella Food Inspirations
9 Pies Dean Winchester Would Love
11 Mouth Watering Foods You’ll Crave
13 Different Ways To Eat Pancakes Around The World
15 Secret Recipes to Popular Food Favorites
13 Suprisingly Fun Ways To Eat Cereal
11 Food Art Photos That Makes All Other Food Look Boring
12 Strangely Satisfying Photos Of Things Inside This Man’s Beard
13 Amazing Photos Of Things Cut In Half
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses
The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World
15 Awesome Uses for LEGOs You’d Never Think Of

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ilovetumblrz:

dr-yourguardianangel:

au8:

10 Starbucks Secret Menu Items

12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst

14 Simple Things That Make Your House So Much More Awesome

Top 10 Beauty Life Hacks

The Best Foods You Can Make In Your Microwave

10 Amazing Nutella Food Inspirations

9 Pies Dean Winchester Would Love

11 Mouth Watering Foods You’ll Crave

13 Different Ways To Eat Pancakes Around The World

15 Secret Recipes to Popular Food Favorites

13 Suprisingly Fun Ways To Eat Cereal

11 Food Art Photos That Makes All Other Food Look Boring

12 Strangely Satisfying Photos Of Things Inside This Man’s Beard

13 Amazing Photos Of Things Cut In Half

11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers

14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses

The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World

15 Awesome Uses for LEGOs You’d Never Think Of

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Seriously though can we talk about how life changing this one is!

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timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

thefuuuucomics

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.